Saturday, May 10, 2008

Newsletter: Month Two


Dear Remington,
Today you turn two months old. You have really sprouted this month, gaining over 2 lbs and growing over an inch. You have started to 'uncurl' and you love to stretch and raise your arms over your head. You gave daddy a smile before he left for 16 days, and you have been smiling often since then. You have even tried to laugh the last few days, but it usually turns into a gasp for air. You still scowl a lot, but have relaxed since becoming more aware of the world. You love to listen to the sound of other people's voices.

You clench your 'puppy paws' really tight when you eat. We call them paws because they are large compared to the rest of your body. You'll grow into them, but the doctor still thinks you will be a short adult. It's a good thing, you'll be able to disappear in a crowd easily.
We have tummy time everyday and you practice lifting your head and even rolling. You have an incredibly strong neck and you can hold it up like a much older baby. You are not a bobble head anymore, you have more control over your movements now.
You have now given me the official title of 'mommy' according to your dad. I have been pooped on twice while trying to burp you. While disgusting, it wasn't as devastating as I could have imagined. I guess that means I really love you! You make up for it by how easy you are.

Our days are still pretty low key, though I am getting more adventurous and taking you out for longer intervals. You love the car, the brightness and colors of the grocery store, and your car seat. On our first outing alone, you were due for a nap. Instead, you spent the whole time at the grocery store cooing and smiling. You almost always fall asleep otherwise, and you have a funny knack of waking up and screaming the second we pull into the driveway.
By far, the favorite part of your day is baby bath time. Sometimes you are so relaxed that you fall asleep while I wash your hair. If you're not asleep, you coo and kick. You love getting massaged with baby lotion and you demand to be swaddled as soon as your pajamas are over your head.
You are a wonder baby in that you sleep a solid 6-8 hours almost every night. That's where you take after me. I love to sleep. Then you wake up starving and need to eat every hour until noon.
The only things that seem to make you really cry are diaper changes when you are hungry, being really tired, and losing your binki when you really want it. You have also started crying when you wake up and no one is there to hold you. I understand because I do the same thing.

You have loved going on walks, but in the last week it has gotten too hot to stay outside. The mosquito net we got for your stroller has worked wonders, and we don't have to worry about covering you in nasty chemicals.
Your two month doctor appointment was pretty upsetting to me. Even though you are perfectly healthy, you had to get four shots. They made me hold your arms down while you flailed. You only cried for a second. I remember thinking how tough you are going to be when you get older. I have thought that since you were born, especially given how many times you had your heels pricked due to jaundice. I can picture you being the brute on your sports team or joining the military. I try not to have expectations for you, I just want you to always be good to people. Luckily, you have a great example in your dad.
I don't know what I did to deserve you. You are a fantastic baby. I can only imagine the suffering you will inflict on us as a teenager as payback. Either that, or our second child will be Beelzebub's spawn. I guess we will wait and see.
Love, Mama

Friday, May 9, 2008

Talent

Check out these mad skills. Sit, Spin, Lay, Roll Over...

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Tagged

List 3 joys, 3 fears, 3 goals, 3 current obsessions/collections, 3 random surprising facts about yourself. Tag 5 people at the end of your post by leaving their names. Let them know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.
Joys:
1. My Man
2. My Baby
3. My Pups
Fears:
1. Losing Loved Ones
2. Falling Victim to Crime
3. Cockroaches
Goals:
1. Finish 1 Book a Week
2. Finish Education
3. Furnish Living Room
Obsessions:
1. Taking photos of baby
2. Making good food for 1
3. Blogging
Random Facts:
1. I am a recent convert from Coke to Diet Pepsi
2. I am the King AND Queen of Procrastination
3. I love doing the baby's laundry
Tag: Piper, Angie,

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Growing up.

R had his 2 month appointment with the doc today. I timed everything perfectly, from my shower to feeding him to taking the dogs out. However, I failed to leave enough time to get shat upon by an explosive baby, a time bomb if you will. It was really as if he weren't wearing a diaper at all, because when I went to clean him up, he diaper was almost completely empty. I guess this is cosmic payback for laughing at Keith when a seagull pooped on his neck in Galveston...He says I am officially a mommy now.

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Finally!

Perfect timing to have received my conceal carry permit! Here's why: A woman was stabbed and left for dead in her home 3 blocks from here. Guess our peaceful little town isn't so peaceful anymore. Here is my "peace." Bad guys, beware.

Friday, May 2, 2008

Kidlet

Kidlet is Remington's new nickname. I also like to call him 'baby son.' He is getting so big so fast. It makes me sad that no one is around to witness it...
So cute in his puppy shirt:

The most adorable onesie from the Guzmans:

The best smile I can capture on film:

I love my Shmoo!

Well, how do I follow that?!? Keith is always sneaky about these sorts of things so now I have to one up him!
Things I love about my handsome man:
1. He calls me peaches
2. Always lets me choose the restaurant
3. Looks for the best in people
4. Will help anyone with anything at the drop of a hat
5. Tolerates the messes I make, esp with paperwork
6. Surprisingly agile
7. an amazing cook, demands perfection
8. great handyman and mechanic, can fix nearly anything
9. he is the fastest eater in the world, I've only finished a meal before him once (and that was when I was eight months pregnant)
10. he doesn't blink when playing Playstation, I have to remind him or he starts crying
11. he remembers the lyrics to every jingle he's ever heard
12. he compliments me in front of people and in private
13. would do anything for his family
14. calls to check on me numerous times per day
15. he has a great singing voice
16. even his subconscious loves me, he snuggles me in his sleep
17. he doesn't care about sports, but I can't tear him away from 'This Old House'
18. I love that people love him
19. he loathes Rachel Ray, Days of Our Lives, and Alec Baldwin
20. excellent provider for our little family
21. he actually offers to change diapers, and changed ALL R's diapers for the first four days
22. he is always making me laugh, and he laughs at my dumb jokes
23. makes me grand breakfasts
24. tolerates my "obnoxious fad" of being a vegetarian
25. truly amazing father
26. he is my best friend

I love you, babe!